The Rush Limbaugh Show review

Look, I get that you're all angry. I understand. Believe it or not, I've been angry on occasion.

But I don't understand why you would sit around and listen to a show that just makes you angrier.

You believe that conservatism will make everything better, right? Then why not turn off the radio and go make everything better by doing something all conservative-y?

I'll bet you're a big fan of the saying, "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime." Every conservative I know loves to say that.

Maybe you could teach someone how to fish.

Or maybe Ayn Rand would disapprove. I don't know.

But you need to do something to relieve the anger.

Masturbate.

Something.